I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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