Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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