At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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