I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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