i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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