Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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