Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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