i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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