I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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