The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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