Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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