I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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