It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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