But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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