You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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