It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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