You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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