who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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