ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
