What a fucking waste of an outfit
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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