Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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