Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
grandma shit on top of the toilet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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