i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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