Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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