Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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