That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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