U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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