too bad you live with your parents still
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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