As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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