I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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