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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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