I don't think brook has ever known best
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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