Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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