oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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