did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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