i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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