kristin has been a bad kristin
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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