He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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