You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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