.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Someone signed my nipple.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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