Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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