Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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