Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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