i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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