It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
