At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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