Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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