Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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