I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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