in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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