Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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