Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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