I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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