i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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