I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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