the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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